I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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