dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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