I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize