I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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