You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
