If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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