and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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