nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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