I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
now i know why i became what i already was.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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