Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
