you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
As shirtless as possible
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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