Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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