Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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