He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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