I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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