Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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