what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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