Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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