do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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