i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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