i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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