u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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