They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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