Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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