Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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