turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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Goodbee
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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