Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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