Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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