Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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