you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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