I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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