Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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