problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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