So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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