Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I have post one night stand depression
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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