No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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