I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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