it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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