yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i will never coherently bang her
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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