Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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