dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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