Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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