every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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