I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
we're so committed to being not committed
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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