We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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