even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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