she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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