He asked to "fluff my boner.."
and you said cock pushups were impossible
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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