Only a mothe r could love this liver
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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