I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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