Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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