So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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