he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
its liver damage thursday
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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