i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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