for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
the raccoons are back...
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